Tuesday, May 01, 2007

May Day



The Octopus celebrates his third May Day in the blogosphere, wishing still for freedom from the bondages of savage capitalism. While, unlike many other countries, the U.S. does not celebrate Labor Day on May 1, immigrants to the U.S. have taken up the holiday as a day to protest for their rights.

3 comments:

OppReport said...

We celebrate Loyalty Day here, Commie.

toddy said...

The September Labor Day is a conspiracy originally thought up by the Klu Klux Klan.
It separates us from our global brothers.
I am all for a law that reinstates May Day as the hallowed labor holiday.

I am also all for defederalization of the states, a mandatory community service year at the age of 18, the abolition of the electoral college and the total withdrawal of right of eminent domain.

There, colour me commie.

toddy said...

Also:
I have tattoos,
I am married to a "woman of color",
I have traveled in the Middle East,
I have been in Mexican prisons a couple of times,
I am a closet Francophile,
When I can, I root for Barça FC,
and I support stem cell research.
Plus, I do not believe anyone should own more than a hunting rifle, I am regularly envious of people with accents and I rarely, if ever, get the word verifications right on the first try.
I just figured I ought to give this all up now in one fell swoop.
Now I really can't run for president.