Do yourself a tremendous favor and watch this amazing CBS News video on all that crazy jive the hep-cat youth vote is talking, and do so mad fast. (Hint, it's called "The 411 on Hipster Voters".) Trust me, it's off the hook.
It's hard to believe, but this is the kind of stuff that the Daily Show is supposed to parody. How do you parody this?
I guess this is what happens when you try to explain today's youth to the Cialis and Celebrex set that still pays attention to network news. This piece must've caused a real stir in some Palm Beach retirement communities.